peanutsbeta2186 karma2018-01-29 18:08:18 UTC
Hey guys, I found Jimmy Fallon's account!
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peanutsbeta283 karma2013-10-30 21:07:42 UTC
I shot cider out of my nose just now.
peanutsbeta218 karma2015-10-09 15:36:46 UTC
What a dick.
peanutsbeta59 karma2018-02-02 01:25:39 UTC
I have so many questions...
is he inhaling them?
is he okay?
how did he find out he could do this?
should we call someone?
why is the woman in the background on the phone acting calm like this is a normal occurrence?
is the woman in the background already calling someone to help him?
are they married?
did her dad know he could do this when he gave him his blessing to marry his daughter?
is this a genetic trait?
if you put one end of a hotdog into a vacuum cleaner and the other into his mouth, who would win?
peanutsbeta30 karma2015-12-31 04:09:36 UTC
I remember that feeling. Not fun. I had my jaws broken and reset, and when I came to, I immediately realized I was going to hurl.
Trouble was my mouth didn't work from all the swelling, cotton gauze, general pain, and painkillers I was on. I tried to mime writing on a pad, and even tried pointed to my stomach then dragging a finger up my chest and to my mouth before pointing away from my mouth vigorously. Apparently, the nurse didn't understand, so I waved her over to my bedside and vomited on her.
Funny enough, she got the idea after that and brought me a basin to finish barfing into.
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