patleeman2254 karma2013-03-07 19:07:49 UTC
Garden State 2: Garden harder.
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patleeman120 karma2012-06-29 18:48:22 UTC
Not to mention coming back here and posting that he was fired. Jesus OP.
patleeman58 karma2013-03-07 19:58:46 UTC
Narrator: "They were in love until one fateful day"
<cue nolanesque trailer music>
Zach and Natalie walking in the park, gazing longingly in each other's eyes.
They turn around
<music grinds to a halt>
<Zach and Natalie running>
Fade to black
<Zach holding onto Natalie's hand as she's hanging over a ledge>
Zach: "HOLD ON!"
Nat: "I'M SLIPPING!"
<Zoom in on fingers losing grip>
<Zach sitting in dark room, shadowy boxes all around>
Narrator: "Al Queda thought New Jersey was a prime target. Now they're going to get a taste of what the garden state's really about...."
<Cut to garage with object in middle covered by tarp>
<Zach pulls cover off>
<WWII motorcycle with mounted machine gun>
Random love interest: "What are you going to do?"
Zach: "I'm going to kill them all"
<cue exciting music>
<Clip of motorcycle chase scene, Zach jumps into side car and starts shooting at an Al Queda terrorist>
Cut to black
patleeman34 karma2019-11-01 11:04:25 UTC
Love the channel. Been watching since you got popular!
How many pairs of shorts do you own?
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