paternoster

You can always substitute "goodness" for "God".

The water probably came up from underneath - quickly, mind you, rather than crashing upon them from above.

I've been or reddit for a long, long time.

<leans back in porch chair>

But I have to admit the poop knife went right by me. I'll have to look that one up. Sounds like it's going to be about as appealing as the jolly rancher or the cum box.

Ok I'm back...

I didn't expect that. Great story! Weird, but nothing like those other two. WHEW!

"asking for a friend"