patboone

I could barely make it through my county in three hours.

I hired somebody to find an old girlfriend. I just asked that they give her my current contact information. We didn't have some overly dramatic breakup, she just moved to Seattle. She contacted me about two months later, and it's been fun to catch up with her via Facebook.

tldr, not all exes are crazy stalkers, but make sure you let them do the contacting in these situations.

The guy who can afford the best lawyers wins

/r/thingslibertariansjerkoffto

This is why I like shows that have the story arc written before the first show is shot. Knowing when it will end, and having a rough idea how to get there seems to produce the best shows.

The sausage tax