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Yes. I'm giving it two more episodes to see if it gets any better.

Spoiler: It's all the daydream of an autistic child staring at a snow globe.

... want to... create a Lawyer-Client relationship...

Ahh, ok, you're my lawyer now! What's the best way to launder my ginseng-smuggling money?

Its winter here in the States, but it must be some other season down in Australia.

Correct; it's currently Tuesday there.

I want the car wash. It's personal now.

...while eating tasty ham & cheese sammitches!