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palanthas749 karma

In high school, my parents were on cruise. I'm only kid. It was late night and I was in basement entertainment room watching porn, errr, A Team. It was very large home. I heard faint crashing sound from upstairs and one of the alarm panels began alerting. Not good. Grabbed phone and ran off to a remote room that was ultimate hiding spot. 911 lady was amazing in keeping me calm until cops arrived. She was super thorough in questioning everything about scene and what I knew. Real calming voice. In end she told me to sprint to a door I told her to send cops. Guy left leaving only footprints in snow leading to woods. Go Polar Bears.

-Rewriten for russian accent...

palanthas24 karma

Makes me think of Men in Black when they visit the worms' apartment.

palanthas12 karma

I used to work in the garbage industry. Our number one pet peeve was people either not bagging their trash, or almost worse, bagging it but not tying the bag shut.

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A recommendation from The Lock Picking Lawyer, get a pick set and buy random locks to practice on. You can sometimes pickup locks from garage sales that make great practice locks. Don't just practice on one lock though. You'll get very good at that one lock but can still be bad at any other lock.

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I was going to mention the same