p_hinman3rd

Why do you have 5 inch soles under your shoes?

Because your brain is trying to keep you from thinking that you've wasted all these years and you're eventually gonna die. So if you're 25, you only have about 5-10 summers left before you're ''supposed'' to have kids, then a couple summers later and you can barely walk, and then you die, and die die die die die, possibly resurrect, then you have another +-80 summers left, but you don't age and you're actually immortal but people want to shoot your jesus ass so on average you'll get another 80 summers out of it

Only one of us planned on a career specifically withing Parks and Recreation.

Ah, Leslie Knope.

Reminds me of the time I was playing soccer with a friend in a tiny garage, my friend shot the ball against the heavy wooden plate, this plate dropped and landed on another friends head who was sitting down on the bench right underneath the wooden plate(3 people total in the garage), and blood started pouring out, we were all really stoned and I started freaking out and feeling sick, and before I knew it I fucking passed out and hit my head against a staircase, so then my friends were freaking out about me and thought I died or something. So this one kick set of a chain reaction of events. ahaha what a fucking mess that was

Speak for yourself I had bitches doing my paintings for me when I was 2