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ouroborosity377 karma

Make this face and we'll know for sure.

ouroborosity130 karma

I've seen much worse from people with fully functioning digits.

ouroborosity55 karma

I mean, I think I get it. He's saying that what Dane Cook is now, is what he was back then.

Now excuse me while I try to convince my brain not to take shore leave.

ouroborosity24 karma

2 months. You pay insurance so that you can be taken care of when terrible things happen, and your insurance company repays you by giving you two months to completely recover from losing control of 4 limbs.

I really fucking hate insurance companies.

ouroborosity5 karma

But if it's Imgur, then shouldn't you be Vidur?