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I read dick... then the word fight. Then ducks. I was all sorts of confused until I read the whole thing properly.

I was imagining you fighting of 100 duck-sized dicks or one horse sized sick (I guess the size of the entire horse??).

It was all weird and now I’ll leave this ama

Could you rate my wives set up? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjsvqh7gZ-U/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1mwrj7kxtosfr

Do you have any go-to funny excuses for when people ask about all those bruises in concerning areas of your body? My wife always have big bruises on her upper arms and inner thighs and she always tells it like it is. I figure we could get a bit more creative with our responses!