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Apple makes desks?

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Do you regret building that giant magnet in your living room?

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It was all part of the navy's new three pronged assassination program: subsonic, sonic, and supersonic. Supersonic? Ill show you. Hey you, dodge this FA-18!

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Please god tell me you held up your bloody three finger hand and yelled "and that is why you always leave a note!"