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original_greaser_bob1121 karma

I see where you advertise the GFE, I.e. girlfriend experience, do you offer anything along the lines of an ex girlfriend experience? Like where you are kind of friendly to me but still talk shit about me, and feel comfortable enough to use my netflix account but not enough to give me a ride to the airport?

original_greaser_bob1091 karma

ever reach that point where you realize "holy shit! this is the highest i can get! i cant get any higher! all i am doing after this point is wasting weed. wasting all that weed and the sunshine and the minerals and the air and the time and the effort that went into creating it. Mein GOTT I am smoking sunshine... and i SPEAK GERMAN!!! GOTT IN HEIMEL!!!" then you spend the rest of the day trying to figure out the name of the dog on Petticoat Junction?

Edit: Vergoldet!!! Danke! Danke! Bitte Schon! Bitte Schon! Liebe meine Apschminki!!!

original_greaser_bob361 karma

Which of you is the city sheriff and which is the city chief?

original_greaser_bob315 karma

Did you come thru Browning when you went to glacier?

original_greaser_bob269 karma

In true junkie fashion have you ever sucked dick for some adrenaline?