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Just how far from the window was that wall?

As a St. Louis resident, I can firmly confirm that you should never fucking go to East St. Louis. Like, ever. Only reason people go there is for titties. You can see better ones in Missouri at a bar around 2 am.

That show is damn near a masterpiece. Everyone should be watching it. The episode about Parents in the first season and the one about Religion in the second are absolutely perfect.

Perfect I say.

Without naming names, do you know of any other famous people that have told you that they want out as well?

Okay, be honest. How hard did you push the writers to make your wife be Christie Brinkley on Parks and Rec?