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oniony332 karma

This is why I only date minerals.

My last intimate relationship was with Pumice Stone, but she had this weird foot fetish.

oniony180 karma

But my then I'd miss my meeting in which we discuss our previous meeting..

oniony120 karma

They have a multitude of uses around the home.

oniony55 karma

And Hammer Time for the durable version.

oniony53 karma

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