oniongasm

EE here, that's our stuff! Give it back!

By "natural" sex/oral I'm assuming you're talking about condom-free. So what about receiving oral? Do you let clients go down on you without protection?

100 duckyhorsepower (DHP)

3% of them wanted to know when their dead dog was going to come back from the grave in human form to begin a romantic relationship.

It's scary that this made-up number is so high.

They make a huge mistake

Like what?