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onfire9123277 karma

Dude I've definitely been using this line for years on women.

"You dont just LOOK beautiful, babe. You FEEL beautiful."

panty dropper.

onfire9123223 karma

Damn. I have a 4.0 double major with a masters in cyber, and I still can't interview well enough to land a job.

onfire9123203 karma

Yeah I can take confidence and endure socializing for an hour, no problem. It's remembering my shit when it comes time to jump through hoops to show my skills. With prep, I can do anything. Shine a light on me, have 6 managers and team members observe me solve a problem I haven't seen before in 20 minutes... Not so much.

onfire9123131 karma

I want to believe otherwise. It's in the Olympic organizations best interest to produce more capable athletes for the future. It makes sense to encourage the Olympians to mate.

onfire912332 karma

Just imagine your balls being ALOT heavier but no bigger than they are. Then imagine those testicles and how they'd feel while you're running.