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ologies428 karma

Will you be a reference on my next job application? It's competitive as fuck out there.

ologies396 karma

Holy hell, that is heavy.

ologies270 karma

Seriously, nothing 13" long is getting ANYWHERE near my lady bits. Holy fuck, you'd need to call an ambulance before we even got started. Gentlemen: there is such thing as too big.

ologies264 karma

I don't really see that as unfortunate...I see that as a pretty important tenant tenet of a fair judicial system.

edit: fuck homophones, seriously

ologies218 karma

Time to switch to the meth standard!