ologies

Will you be a reference on my next job application? It's competitive as fuck out there.

Holy hell, that is heavy.

Seriously, nothing 13" long is getting ANYWHERE near my lady bits. Holy fuck, you'd need to call an ambulance before we even got started. Gentlemen: there is such thing as too big.

I don't really see that as unfortunate...I see that as a pretty important tenant tenet of a fair judicial system.

edit: fuck homophones, seriously

Time to switch to the meth standard!