olifrost

Veganism is becoming increasingly popular among humans. Has it reached the shark community yet?

Yes I accept personal data payments.

This can be done in monthly instalments, gradually filling me in on your life.

Provide me with more details of your life and I will consider.

Do you have a cat?

I have a cat and she is lovely but I will exchange for an equally lovely or more lovely cat.

I was hoping they’d be really nice guys and we’d go for beers.

We could get past the ‘getting to know each other’ stuff really quickly because of all the data.

Then we could get right down to the big questions in life. (When a shirt becomes a pyjama shirt can it ever go back?)

Depending on the offer I would definitely throw in my browsing history.

I have spent the last two weeks online researching an electronic air flosser so I have no worries about doing that.

Yes because that would add up to more than one lovely cat.

Tell me more.

I’m not trying to get you to give me all of your personal data for free.

I promise.

I just want to know more before purchasing.

It was removed because it 'might' break them.

Clearly Facebook just gave eBay a little tap on the shoulder.

Total conspiracy.