oldmanjank

This is great; hooking the minds of young scientists with hilarious, gross, and risqué calculations can't be understated.

Two questions: 1) How many semesters would it take to gather enough pubes from a dormitory floor to make a size large sweater? 2) I think you're great, can I send you a sweater?

Hi Dr. Santos,

Let's say I snagged an umbilical cord from a newborn and slurped its pluripotent stem cells down like it was a freezepop to harness their youth-giving powers: is there an optimal number to drink that will maximize my chances of eternal youth, or at least becoming moderately more attractive, relative to the stigma of being "that guy"? Asking for a friend.

YEAH.