okcrazypants

Maybe, but I think its getting decent attention nonetheless.

I think it is completely OK for you to be taking this stance. I think I would feel the same, but it would be killing me inside to have to keep this from everyone I care about the most. If your family would bed rest you, which you said they would, I wouldn't tell them either. you want to live your last few months free to be! I praise your courage to have this secret you are keeping to yourself so that you can ensure your last few months are free and truly happy. Telling your family would only be telling them about the inevitable much before they'd need to know! Not telling them allows them to keep the hope that it'll be longer than 3-4 months.

He actually said this to a friend of mine in a bathroom. He was telling Jay how impressed he was the previous night of his performance, Jay, without a flinch or even looking at the guy in the eye goes "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE" I mean, what drunk guy wants to be bothered while pissing hearing about how awesome they were in the game the night before, apparently NOT Jay Cutler. Hilarious.

EDIT: Why is this getting down voted? Don't really care about that, but it's a true story. Just don't understand what's so offensive about this story?

EDIT: Changed to say "my friend" since I asked the guy myself about it. Dude would have no reason to lie, go ahead and think its bull shit and downvote me, DOOOOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE, but its fucking true, BYE

Do you like sour cream normally though, see I can't eat mexican food without it... soooo this would not be an option for me, and Chiptole would not be the same without their amazing sour cream- there is something special about it, and no, not that it smells like shit mixed with hot water.

how has no one commented on this... first orgasm was from a dog? wtf!!! Is this a joke or analogy or real?