ohmywow

You sound like a straight-up good dude.

Your own mom didn't realize you had it?

Hi Matt, I'm pretty sure I saw you at a Black Keys show at the Troubadour in 2006, but instead of going "oh, hey" I thought, "damn that Logan." Have Gilmore Girls fans ever shown disgust or anger toward you in real life because you played the rich kid who replaced Jess? I'm so sorry.

This is exactly what I would expect Santa to say.

Same here. I generally don't have symptoms anymore and want to know what the warning signs are for needing a new valve.