offtheclip

I've been exposed to way too many Afghan children and adults.

The way you word it it sounds like they were flashing you...

This is strangely wholesome.

Starfish

In all fairness hollywood's need to turn five hundred page books into 2-3 films is kind of disgusting.

You should just tell them that when you were a kid you said "eww! Look at his his hand!" to someone and then he mauled your hand to teach you a lesson. You should embrace your Newfoundland power to mentally scar bratty kids.