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officerpatrickcarney2106 karma

There's an artist that Dan's father and my father were friends with and helped take care of in Akron named Alfred McMoore. He was schizophrenic, and lived in a halfway house, and really liked to draw with crayons and pencil on 5 foot by 50 foot scrolls of paper, and he was constantly calling both of our houses when we were kids, asking our dads to bring him pipe tobacco, diet coke and crayons. And he would always end the message with "Don't be a black key. Don't be a B-flat." it was his way of saying that the Black Keys sounded dissonant, or insulting someone. He was totally nuts, but a really sweet guy. He used to cry constantly. He passed away in 2009, and Dan and I set up a non profit in his name in Akron that helped take care of him in that halfway house. The service that they provide takes people who have mental disabilities and it helps them pay their bills, makes sure they're insured, that the government doesn't provide services for like that.

officerpatrickcarney1980 karma

No. Honestly, I wouldn't.

officerpatrickcarney1472 karma

You're allowed to keep it. I could not think of anything clever to write on my drumsticks, so that's what I put on it.

officerpatrickcarney1066 karma

If I was 20, and had millions of dollars and no mentoring, I'd be an asshole too.

officerpatrickcarney1023 karma

I have beard envy cuz I can't grow one. So I kind of resent beards. So the shorter the beard, the better.