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Great AMA. Have you ever though about private security? My buddy's company specializes in high end travel security, and their agents get to fly all around the world with celebrities to sweet vacation spots. He is looking for a guy like you!

My brother is opening a feed factory and needs someone like you with experience. Would you be open to a company paid move to southern california?

Sounds like you'd be the perfect candidate!!!

Wow, it looks like you have had a long life with falcons. I book shows for a major casino in Los Vegas, let me know if you would ever consider doing a show because I could definitely get you a job in show business!