octopornopus

I had a customer come in for "water damage" on his iPhone 6. Only after opening it, and getting a whiff of a chemical scent I remember from my construction days, did the guy admit it had been dropped in a port-o-potty...

The guy that fell down. Wouldya say he was funny lookin?

It's like a cow with two crackers on either side.

"Hey, you know what would go great with our terrible electrical system? A full sunroof that will leak and cause all of the wires to melt!"

Colin Furze got a power chair up to 70mph... I know it's not the same type, but still impressive.