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octopornopus146 karma

I had a customer come in for "water damage" on his iPhone 6. Only after opening it, and getting a whiff of a chemical scent I remember from my construction days, did the guy admit it had been dropped in a port-o-potty...

octopornopus84 karma

The guy that fell down. Wouldya say he was funny lookin?

octopornopus76 karma

It's like a cow with two crackers on either side.

octopornopus23 karma

"Hey, you know what would go great with our terrible electrical system? A full sunroof that will leak and cause all of the wires to melt!"

octopornopus20 karma

Colin Furze got a power chair up to 70mph... I know it's not the same type, but still impressive.