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There were no rattlesnakes. But the lynch mob was real.

"personal foul - from the sideline, 15 yards - automatic first down."

When they bitch at you for that, just ask how they'd like to spend the rest of the game in the locker room.

Shit, my mom was a middle school teacher and she had enough sense to buy pool passes at the next town over so she wouldn't see her kids.

"our kitchen sanitation standards are the same as what you’re used to at home"

So there's a cat that wants to sniff at everything and the mayonaise that was left out overnight is still good because, honestly, it's kind of cold out at night. It was only for a few hours, right?

I would feel much more empathy if the video about discrimination didn't assume people were talking about him in "there" language.