ockhams-razor

Sir, I have a beef with you.

Thanks to your product and the shortsided, carefree, lack-of-planning brain in my 9 year old... I had glitter over my entire house 3 months ago.

I still have glitter all over the freaking house now.

My dogs still crap glitter... I still find glitter on all my clothes... there's still glitter in my food.

I have nothing but hatred for you, sir.

I honor your position over this... but please, allow society to help you with your situation given your very real need.

This is what it's for... this is important.

How about water soluble glitter... can you make all glitter wash away????

Having dad being proxy means we can't ask about boob size... ah crap I said it... sorry dad.