obuibod

Can confirm. I'm an adult and not only do I not know what YikYak is, but it sounds like what Bill Cosby would call a parent/teacher conference.

I'm feeling the Bern in my ancient, ancient hips.

I'm sure that being 25 helps.

Jesus, everytime I turn around it's another Finnish/Estonian circlejerk.

/s

Thank you. I believe this made my day.

I think you're misunderstanding what "science" is. It's much more like a verb than a dogma; it's a method used to separate truth from fiction. At no point does "science" attempt to describe the universe in terms of meaning; that's what art and religion are for.