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obsidianchao201 karma

Damn, Brazzers gettin' real with it :(

obsidianchao162 karma

This is interesting to me. That means "punitive damages" aren't... particularly punitive at all.

obsidianchao65 karma

I believe you're mistaken; Beyonce is just Beyonce, you're a sexy minx.

obsidianchao48 karma

Asus put a 1366x768 screen on my fucking gaming laptop... and the 1600x900 screen from wholesale is only $10 more :/

obsidianchao42 karma

There's a joke that floats around some more illegal oriented subs about burning your house down and moving to Belize.

Have you considered something like this?

I think the best thing you could possibly do is, unfortunately, 100% ditch your current life and go somewhere where you can have a new name for yourself.