observationalhumour

Ye that pissed me off, most of the world wouldn't have noticed but I took particular notice of the lack those signs in Skyfall because they're obviously there to stop people sliding, skating etc. down the escalators. Thinking about it, why don't they just put slides down those with a disclaimer saying "slide at your own risk", it would reduce congestion and Londoner's might actually crack a smile!

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I consider myself a normal sweater but you really do not want to be any where near my slippers. I put them in the washing machine and it died.

Ha, the washing machine dying was just for comedic affect, the slippers actually got ripped to shreds and just left stinky fluff everywhere so now I have no slippers either :(

He doesn't really have a choice! I get scared on the rare occasion that my heart does something weird, I can't imagine what it must be like knowing that at any minute you could go into cardiac arrest and get jolted by the defib. I bet the fear emphasises the situation which causes the heart to beat more rapidly which only makes him more scared and the heart beat even more rapidly. Scary stuff.