oblivionhulk

Ok, I know this dude. Funniest motherfucker you will meet. Hands down. He's got, or had, a shirt with tiny tiny tiny lettering, and whilst sitting in his wheelchair would tell chicks to read it, but they'd obviously have to bend down real low to see it. The text: If you can read this, you might as well be sucking my dick. Bro, you could have an AMA of just hilarious shit you've done to people.

I PM'd you, sucka. I was like, I have no questions for this asshole, but I should make him recount stories of us being ridiculous during summer.