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I was actually disappointed when you said he broke the chain off. I imagined the other half just hangin'out.

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Actually it's below federal nutrition guidelines for daily dildo intake.

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WHOA DUDE! You cannot say that. That is racist. Not all the drug lords are Mexican. Most of them are filthy Columbians.

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