nutbastard

Old school courting resembles modern day stalking...

Have you considered buying an old Ford Taurus just so you can refer to it as the Clift Taurus?

When you hear non-cancer-having people complaining that their morning coffee wasn't made correctly, how do you murder them?

You just answered your own question.

Well I had to check, unfortunately CLIFT is already taken as a license plate in California : (