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Hi Eli. I like you A LOT. Like, more than a friend. Your move...

Dude! What does mine say?

Goodfellas or The Godfather?

Most people don't like your answer because we have healthy levels of empathy. I am thankful that your way of thinking is in the minority.

Hi Chad! What was it like working with the guys from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? You were hilarious as Z! Go Fuck Yourself is my ringtone, so I get to hear you giggle every time someone calls.

Looking forward to seeing you at Walker Stalker Dallas next month!