not_creative1

it should be achievable in my lifetime

What he is trying to say is he has figured out immortality

As someone who works in the audio industry, good.

Off the shelf test solution we got is total shit.

I always knew something was up

Wait, what do you mean by that? Did you know something was wrong even before you found the lump?

Did you have any noticeable changes like change in energy level or large weight gain/loss?

It all started in 2016...... one glorious day in November, weed was legalised in California

Have you been approached by any major software company for a job? How does the industry view self taught programmers?