not_a_morning_person

I'm choosing to suggest reductionism on the part of the researcher in regards to crows behaviour. It's nicer to believe birds are like Keats, calling out for love and suffering for its majesty. I want crows with existential crises, and complex love triangles.

definitely over half of them.

/r/menwhodidntstareatgoats

Maybe you could have highlighted 5 key questions or something?

Just being realistic given timeframes.

Masters thesis in less than 12 hours?

I'm calling bullshit.

My masters thesis was only 20,000 words.

Unless this was stupidly short, I'm really not buying it.

You're saying you wrote over 1,500 words an hour while also researching, citing, constructing an argument, etc etc, and not taking a break for 12 hours?

This whole post is an advert anyway, so I don't know why it's being taken seriously. But unless there were some really easy circumstances, there's no way you're convincing me that you're telling the truth.

If you are, then someone is paying you to fail their class for them.