noisyturtle

Does the Toxic Avenger have toxic jizz? Is it green? If he sleeps with a woman does she get pussy cancer or something? Please, I need answers to these questions, I haven't slept in years.

You're not a tired trope if you originate the tropes.

Shit, my mental imaging works fine and I can't imagine jerking it with no visual material.

Careful around Elmo, I hear he's a violent drunk.

Does the term 'e-sports' bother you in any way? If you were to replace the wording with something more fitting, what would you replace it with?