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noisyturtle137 karma

Does the Toxic Avenger have toxic jizz? Is it green? If he sleeps with a woman does she get pussy cancer or something? Please, I need answers to these questions, I haven't slept in years.

noisyturtle66 karma

You're not a tired trope if you originate the tropes.

noisyturtle51 karma

Shit, my mental imaging works fine and I can't imagine jerking it with no visual material.

noisyturtle37 karma

Careful around Elmo, I hear he's a violent drunk.

noisyturtle34 karma

Does the term 'e-sports' bother you in any way? If you were to replace the wording with something more fitting, what would you replace it with?