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noTSAluv87 karma

I've actually been to the strip club this dude worked at and what works for me in south florida is talking to the girl a bit before the lap dance and sounding dumb.

Also, wearing glasses, looking like a nerd helps a bit as you come off as being, 'innocent', and maybe having a nice cologne on. I've had strippers tell me, 'damn, you smell nice compared to some of the guys we get here," and then next thing i know, they are kissing my neck and getting all wild on me....

Anyway...before you buy a dance, talk to the girl about anything but the dance, like I look at their outfit,and I pick some shit to compliment on. Once you establish a bit of rapport, which takes a minute or two in a strip club, she will tell you," let's go get a dance," and then at that point, you say, "I would love to, but how sexy are your dances? I got a dance from this other girl who just danced against the wall, and well, it sucked. So don't wanna pay 25-30 bucks if you're going to dance against the wall."

At this point, girls will tell you, oh no honey, with me you can touch. So then you act dumb, and say, "really? We are allowed to touch? Can I touch your butt? And what about the kitty?" Now, if the girl is all prude about that, then you know it will be a sucky dance. So at this point you can get rid of the prudish dancers by saying, "would love to get that dance, but i want my money to go the extra mile." (hint hint). Right there strippers either get pissed and leave, or they will tell you, oh, with me, 40 extra will get you this, or that.

So get the dance, go to the back room, and while there, act all shy and shit, and then the girl will probably tell you to relax and touch. So at this point, is really up to the girl what she will do. Some will have actually conned you and while getting the dance, they will pretend that they never said shit, while others will give you a menu of what they do.

I mean, in south florida as this guy says, anything can go, even when you're getting a private dance with people right next to you. But what has worked for me, is being innocent like, acting very dumb, and complimenting the girl on her outfit or whatever 'flare' she has. Hell, sometimes i even tell them, oh, don't want a dance from you cause you look like my ex, and she was as cold as a polar bear. Some just walk away, some will be like, oh hell no sweetie, i'll take you to the promised land. And well, get the dance and see if it's true.

Also, if the girl is all let's get a dance, let's get a dance, then you know is just a hustle. It seems that girls that will do extra stuff will talk to you a bit more, while the ones that are there for the money will come and straddle you and immediately ask you for a dance. Also, while you're in the private room, look around and see what girl is enjoying her work. That's how i've picked my next dancers.

Shit is crazy with me that ive even had strippers give me free dances, but every time, i was talking about some bullshit subject about their lives....oh, something that works wonders, get a palmistry book learn some shit from there, and while getting hustled for a dance, or even while waiting to get your dance, tell them, let me see your hands, i wan tto see what type of person you're. They loooove this shit! :D You're in florida man, fucking best strip joints in that state. We had tons of funs in south florida, so go enjoy the show. :P

noTSAluv36 karma

  1. When you first became a FA, what were things that disappointed you about the job?

  2. Have you seen any of your female colleagues (FA's) being picked up by passengers and actually hooking up?

noTSAluv8 karma

what's interesting is...

"as a Muslim in Jersey City I decided to stand up for my hometown and all the Muslims who lived there."

Why not say, as a citizen of Jersey city, or decided to stand up for my hometown and everybody ling there. I mean, is not like he is running to manage a mosque or anything, right?

Anyway...why can't we get non-religious people to run? Can't believe is 2018 and people still believe in such antiquities.