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nightshaded19445 karma

One of my favorite things is coming home from a long day at work to unwind and escape the city noise. I live in the country and I enjoy relaxing at home in private, away from civilization. Thanks for disturbing that. Nothing sucks more than having some dipshit disturb your dinner with family to arrogantly attempt to sell you a vacuum cleaner no one wants.

Do most of your customers not realize how the Internet works?

Do you lie to sell vaccums cleaners like the idiots near me? My personal favorite was the 45 year old guy who said he needed to sell one more vaccum to earn a college credit for school.

nightshaded19443 karma

I'm confused, originally you said that he was speeding around 80mph. Now you're stating that he pressed the clutch instead of the brake pedal, and this caused the van to scream past100mph?

I'm glad you're alive OP. Just curious, are you guys still friends? I couldn't live with myself if I drove over 100mph , crashed, and caused permanent damage to a best friend or loved one. Accidents happen, but 100mph is downright negligent.

nightshaded1944-2 karma

I agree. I also don't feel sympathy for anyone who rides around with a friend at over 100mph without a seat belt on. How can people be this dumb.