nickgenova

So I saw Aladdin on Broadway. Was disappointed that you weren't Iago, and on top of that they didn't even pretend he was a bird.

So my main question is, how the hell did YOU end up in a children's movie??

tips fedora

Let it get to your head, just like.. Don't be a dick about it.

You find a porn star named Sunny, which shouldn't be hard. You call it "Sunny With a Chance of My Balls"

wait you actually DO porn too? or just were gonna do porn and ended up in this position instead?