ngwoo

Nobody's told you about the alien siege of Tokyo yet?

He's a lawyer, he shouldn't be expected to answer scientific questions.

The main character didn't turn into a gull, he always was a gull. That's why we can't make sense of the events in the game. Birds don't understand human things.

Game solved.

the pain makes it hard to cum

speak for yourself

He says that he cured himself with yoga and by not eating gluten. Yeah, he's a nutjob.