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"Because my life is dope, and I do dope shit."

I think you should probably credit Fyodor Dostoyevsky with that one, to be fair.

How interested would you be in organising some form of rally/endurance event on traditionally slow-moving vehicles as opposed to the typical car/motorbike approach? Something along the lines of a canal boat or giant tortoise.

I don't know the ins-and-outs surrounding the legality of racing on a canal or strapping infants to giant tortoises, but you're the experts here.

Strapping canal boats to tortoises? What is this, 'World's Strongest Tortoise'? Are you going to make them pick up empty beer barrels and bales of hay as well?

That's patented, you can't do that. That's mine.