netbiscuit

Probably a biscuit joiner.

The world's lamest superhero.

This is probably true unfortunately. I was really hoping there are billionaires working as secret undercover democrat spies.

I wish for a box!

I wish to blow up!

the person asking the question knew what a libertarian believes

That's true, but not everyone reading this does. Maybe there is some young person who is just starting to form their political views reading this. It would be a huge benefit for them to hear a real argument, regardless of whether they agree or disagree. It should be disappointing to everyone that he answered the question in this manner.