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Yes.

Sure.

Sure.

No, I've paid the full price.

I'm fine with it.

Fuck, I don't have any.

No.

Great fucking AMA, Chris. I love ya, but what the fuck.

EDIT (14 hours later): to give credit where it's due, his answers grew somewhat more substantive.

I happened to walk by a group of Walmart employees doing that one time. One of them looked at me as if pleading, "if you're wearing a suicide vest, please god, end my pain..."

I regretted that I was unable to accommodate the poor soul.

EDIT: The Chant

What are your thoughts on artificial sweeteners, and aspartame in particular (given its bad rap in many "healthy living" circles). Are they healthier than sugar? Less healthy? Both in some regards?

I can't believe that worked.

I also looked up "journalism" in a dictionary.

Thanks, Jay.