nebeeskan2

Into your anus.

Why did you name your child Omni?

Going from hemorrhoids to sexytime lube was a really jarring transition.

Oh cool. Why did she choose that?

I don't get all this hate against not paying. Everyone VOLUNTEERED. Do you know what volunteer means?

Damn, I would have done it too! I'm sure I would have had an awesome experience and memories for a lifetime.

I would have even PAID to do it. But only like $25.