narwhalslut

And he signed it himself.

I think everyone likes you so much because you're not just funny and witty but also because you're very well spoken. You're very eloquent.

And you're cute, but that's beside the point.

I fucking love that touch. Its a perfect AD type joke and I know. I specifically laugh at that gesture. Awesome.

My favorite feature about win8.1. It's absolutely ridiculous how fast it boots, even compared to my Arch system.

She is the last person in the world to deserve the health problems she's had, but it crushes my soul (and worries me greatly as a 23 year old) to hear of someone so young having such problems. :(

Are you sensitive to mint, as well as Citrus?

Did you have a history of heart burn and reflux prior to this?