naroom

The airlines' baggage people, on the other hand, tend to be incredibly rough on bags.

No kidding.

This is the legendary Vacuum Guy AMA that is being referenced.

bowling balls

You have to stand all the way at the back of coach. You must release the ball before stepping any further than the end of the 4th set of seats on your row.

If the ball makes it all the way to the end of first class? That's a strike.

What these people are referencing

Sure, sure. But, turbo button.