narcissist_clyde

I agree with this 100%, my girlfriend mentioned getting sterilized but I disagreed because it's so much more dangerous for women.

Yeah, he's what some people would call "mentally retarded", haha. He's not really retarded, just an asshole.

I know, right!? I'm pretty surprised that people view my sterilization as a bad thing, they'd upvote the shit out of this thread if they met me.

I live with my life-mate, we've decided that boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't really convey the ferocious radassness we possess, haha.

I don't have any children, but have been party to 2 abortions. I'm really not into kids.

The pain yesterday was pretty intense. It felt like a really bad case of blue balls. I had an icepack on my groin for most of the day, but had plenty of weed and beer to dull the pain.

EDIT: dumb grammar

Yes, the doctor walked me through it as he went.

So I got set up on the bed, he told me to lay back and then he did a quick check on the bottom of my scrotum to gather the vasa deferentia. He gave me a shot of anesthetic at the incision site, and off we went!

A small incision was made, he then used (what was essentially) a small crochet hook to pull out my left vas, and used a shot of anesthetic to numb the tube. I didn't even feel him pulling the tubes out, which was a huge relief. He then cut it and applied clips (I believe they were clips, he didn't specify) to each end, and shoved it back into my scrotum.

He then repeated on my right vas. He was very sure to warn me about what each sensation would feel like, which helped my anxiety greatly. When he snipped the vas deferentia, it basically felt like someone had flicked my nuts, a very tense, but dull ache.

After he put the right vas back in, he instructed me to pinch a piece of gauze over the incision for 5 minutes. Afterwards, the nurse came in with my antibiotics prescription and 2 specimen cups for my samples in 6 weeks and 8 weeks. I got dressed, thanked the nurse and receptionist, and then went on my way.

The procedure itself took less than 10 minutes, and was relatively painless. And yes, I now have a very small incision, about 1/8th of an inch, on my scrotum, which he said should be healed up within a week.