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Nah, he's probably still so out of touch he thinks that since he "did the reddit" it was mission accomplished and onward and upward!

At least he proved why he is polling at 0.8% in his own party's primary.

Well now I am...

I think the solution is clear. Regardless of whether the receipt/story is legit or fake, don't fucking eat at Olive Garden. Nasty food anyway.

That's probably because you're not aware of the good ones. There are a ton of male celebrities you almost certainly know of who've had it done.

Hair transplants are like plastic surgery--you only notice the badly done jobs, not the ones that were well done, because that's the point, for it to be well done enough that no one can tell.

We can safely say all punctuation in that sentence is disturbing.