nakedanimals

Ok, ok... whyyyyy am I asking these questions? Is there something I'm lacking?

Anyways... would you stop going to the clubs if she asked you not to? Also, if she gave you an ultimatum would you stay with her?

Ok, I'm truly not interested in your dick but... 6 inch circumference? Really? C'mooonnn... that... that is fucking enormous! Even for "big" dicks.

A 6 inch circumference is vagina damaging. Please tell me that was a typo.

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Maybe it's about to be "that time of the month" but I just seriously teared up when I read this.

Or maybe I've just never had that experience with police officers before.

I love the last thing you said... "I think selling them is sacrilegious".

You have an awesome sense of humor.