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naimnotname344 karma

What's it like to be the town pariah?

naimnotname310 karma

Ever date one of the customers?

naimnotname231 karma

There's a professional wrestler by the name of Trent Baretta who wears your face on his knee and hits people with his finishing move where he knees them in the face. How you feel about that?

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naimnotname120 karma

This is gonna sound silly, but what does it taste like?

naimnotname50 karma

Don't feel bad. I saw him walking down the sidewalk while he was filming "They Came Together" and I said "Michael Showalter?" He goes "yesss" and proceeds to make me feel like the creepiest person in the world.