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What's it like to be the town pariah?

Ever date one of the customers?

There's a professional wrestler by the name of Trent Baretta who wears your face on his knee and hits people with his finishing move where he knees them in the face. How you feel about that?

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This is gonna sound silly, but what does it taste like?

Don't feel bad. I saw him walking down the sidewalk while he was filming "They Came Together" and I said "Michael Showalter?" He goes "yesss" and proceeds to make me feel like the creepiest person in the world.